Abraham Lincoln

I know that the Lord is always on the side of the right. But it is my constant anxiety and prayer that I and this nation should be on the Lord's side.

American Flag

American Flag

Saturday, November 22, 2008

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO LUKE HANSEN!!!!

This is a computer generated photo of the events that happened in front of the house of Dave and Diane Hansen in the Spring of 1998..What follows are the accounts of REAL people not trained actors...(If you are looking for Baby Photos Scroll to the end.)What happened this day has forever changed the life of the middle child of Dave and Diane Hansen....LUCAS!!!! If he woke this eventful daying know how it would end he never would have put on one of his many mono colored collared shirts and got ready for school by making his younger and naive brothers sandwich on orders from his MOTHER!!! The trouble really started to happen while driving home from school in his small red nissan......

Jon said " I am so good at basketball that even you and your height challenged hairy younger brother couldnt beat me two on one"

Luke " Its not fair that i have to have Heath on my team... at least let me have Dean who reminds everyone of a young Tim Hardaway with his penchant for knocking down the 3 when needed most"

Jon " Its no fair, whoever has Dean on their team would win hands down, so lets make it even, you have Heath and i get Mike Wittigan (editors note - this was after mike was in the head thingee that held his neck and head on straight for a while so his athletic ability was limited but unbeknownst to us he had trained hard on his game below the rim so his shot and Defense was greatly increased( editors note on editors note - My father did not play him nearly enough in 76er basketball and i can only hope that this drove him to excel like michael jordan getting cut from his high school team.)) And mike i still have your bat in my trunk.

The GAME BEGINS......

Mike W. "Using a move i would like to call the missed shot slammrammaroo,me and Jon started out the game hot and built a solid lead. I remember the taste of victory and the smell of perfectly manicured grass intermingled like it was yesterday."

Luke" All i remember was my dreams being suffocated by this beautiful and long limbed puerto ricans defense, Oh yeah and Heath pissed himself."

Heath " I totally pissed myself"

Jon " Heath pissed all over himself, i remember cause i was hanging from the rim above him and you could hear Mrs Hansen yelling out the window STOP BANGING"

Game Ends 11 - 3 Jon Mike wins!!

Mike " I talked to Luke earlier that day and he was all set on becoming a Pro Basketball Player and Marrying some underclassmen, After that game he walked off the court mumbling something about now he has to be a Surveyor....What the Hell is a Surveyor??? Just google map something if you need to find it, am i right ??"

Heath " That night the moon was red with blood and at 3 in the morning i woke and found Luke standing above me softly brushing my hair and all i could smell was fear"

Luke " I love my life and surveying is what i wanted.......

I cant tell you what might have happened to Luke if he hadnt played in the game that day, what i can tell you is this, Jodi would have still married him.. Im not saying she would have stalked him, but when she would look at him, It was like the Sharks in Finding Nemo... Her eyes would dilate and the hunt was on....

Please comment on who you would like to see next in this blog......




BABY CALEB IS FAT



HE MAKES ME TIRED




HE ALWAYS POSES SO EVERYONE THINKS HE IS CUTE, BUT IN ACUALITY HE REALLY DOESNT LIKE PEOPLE





BUT HE DOES LOVE TRAINS AND THE MOVIE UNDER SIEGE 2 WHEN A BOMB IS ON A TRAIN





THIS IS HIS FACE WHEN HE LISTENS TO DADDY TALK TO ERIC ABOUT ERIC NOT VISITING EVEN THOUGH DADDY BOUGHT A PS3 THEY COULD PLAY ALL NIGHT WHILE SIMMING YEARS OF BASEBALL FRANCHISES AT A TIME...










Monday, November 10, 2008

Nida Visited

The ladies love Caleb(white meat) Rodriguez

Happy Family
The Ocean Spray dries out my sweet supple baby skin so they wrapped me up good.
Mommy hates this picture, but Daddy thinks she is hot....Daddy is going to get in trouble.

I am trying to talk already, i know three words.. Cooo. Cooo. and GIVE ME MILK!!!

DADDY........Tastes like chicken!!!

NOT EVEN CLOSE TO MY SIZE DADDY

How can a President be elected that hasnt done anything....


I am dreaming of a day when i can have Chocolate Milk
These Bums are in my stroller